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You guys need to consult an expert on outdoor living. A man who can resolve all your differences. A conciliator extraordinaire, a statesman, a man of the people with the pith to cut to the crux and achieve compromise amenable to all and advantageous to none; I refer, of course, to no less a personage than Mr. Melvin Pittsnogle. Having recently proofread his newest contribution to the fields and woods of outdoor literature, "Campin' on the Lam", I can assure you he is your man. You obviously require a location central to all of you, a rustic setting of minimal amenities yet close to a ready supply of caffeine and comestibles. Uncrowded fishing in a setting that promotes the use of the dry fly and visible "takes". Gentlemen, Mr. Pittsnogle knows these places like he knows the corns on his feet. He can guide you to multiple sites in the urban areas of both New York and New Jersey, pools where one is never rained out due to the expressways overhead, riffles and runs filled with "bloated hogs" that can be taken on the dry fly with a precisely placed cast and careful line handling. And danger? you ask. By Gawd, YES! The kinds of risk that make a man feel manly, that make Viagra obsolete, that raise the hairs on even the most bald of hombres. You will return home with memories, tales and diseases to last a lifetime. You will smell smells never before experienced. See things they can't show on television. Experience events to titillate even the most jaded of fishermen. And you can do it all on less than 2 dollars a day(if the soup kitchens are open). At the end of your sojourn a short hike will deliver you to the vicinity of retail clothing, gift and jewelry outlets where you may purchase emoluments to placate your sweet beloveds upon returning to hearth and home, guilt preassuaged.