The Pink Panther
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The Pink Panther |
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Banjo ~ Eloquent, just eloquent. Flyman ~ Even if I'm traversing boulders
to find the next pool in a most ungraceful fashion, a lady still appreciates a tip of the hat. CZ ~ thanks for
remembering I'm here lurking.
Mr. Sandy Mite ~ WATCH THIS BUBBA! The claws are NOT retracted!
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DrakeBob |
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Every once in a while, the tables do get turned. Tonight, my wife's book group has descended on the house. I tried to make myself useful and blend in... started the fire, opened the wine and then stayed to greet all the ladies as they arrived. Despite my obvious lingering and offer for them to just treat me like another one of the girls, it was very delicately intimated that they had things to discuss that I just wouldn't be interested in. So I'm barricaded in my office with the dog. I can report that the old drinking-glass-to-the-wall trick doesn't work real well.
Piscator Non Solum Piscatur
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gt05254 |
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DrakeBob- Don't you hate it when that happens? (Although truly, I can think of worse fates than being barricaded in one's office with one's dog.
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pcg |
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Ladies & Gentlemen,
Great dialogue. Current count is 66/4. We'll keep this alive a while longer, but the ladies are well below that 48% faux statistic that got this poll going. Pink, excellent rebuttal posts. Glad to hear you're out there leaping rocks. Gracefulness never enters my mind when I'm doing the same, nor should it yours. Or is this the Venus & Mars divide?! Banjo, well said & timely. To each gender its own. Pat |
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BlackHillsBill |
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"In the waltz I not only can lead but can expertly follow . . ." --quashnet
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quashnet |
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He is waltzing backwards in high-heeled black waders as Pink smiles coyly, maybe a little impishly, over her latest
conquest.
Works for me. But should I wear the felt-soled waders or the suede-soled jazz flats? Decisions, decisions... |
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SnooKen |
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And we all recall how that episode of the Little Rascals turned out!!
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gofish60 |
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It could have been worse, Drake. After your gracious greeting, they might have wanted you to stay. Certainly not my cup of tea
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gofish60 |
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Scary, eh?
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pcg |
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To date 101 members have voted, 96 men & 5 women (05%). Frankly, that seems about right.
If you haven't voted yet, please do! |
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spruce grouse |
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If one occasionally dresses up in women's clothes, should DeFazio pull both levers?
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Zenkoanhead |
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Ken. Dirtiness, food poisoning or stupidity by the age of 20? Oh death, where is thy sting? In a more serious vein, in 30 some years of fly fishing I have seen
but 2 ladies astream. That has to mean something. Maybe we do forget to bathe. Don
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SWhitman |
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If my girlfriend allows me to partipate on this forum should my vote then be male or female?
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SnooKen |
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Don, it means you're fishing the wrong stream. |
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pmag |
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This thread has been viewed 28 million times?????
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gofish60 |
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Zenkoanhead
We usually see two or three ladies a year fishing the streams of SW Wisconsin, however, last June on a trip to the Bighorn, there were several ladies fishing every day, both in driftboats and wading. They all were accompanied by a male counterpart, but were fishing nevertheless. Some years ago, I was fishing the Middle Provo, and a young lady clad only in wading boots, a bikini swimming suit, a baseball cap and a fly vest fished downstream past me. She was accompanied by a very large yellow Labrador, who glared and growled at me the entire time we were within speaking distance. She had a bamboo rod, also. I started carrying a camera after that. gofish |
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greendrake ll |
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And when Mrs. gofish asked how the fishing was I'll bet you didn't you didn't volunteer just how good the scenery was! |
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pcg |
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When I was 15 I was living in Germany. One summer I walked down to a small river that flowed near a local village. A narrow path wound along the stream edge,
& I walked along awhile. On the outside of a curve, beside a huge tree that leaned into the river, two girls who looked to be in their early 20s were
sitting, both topless, on a large flat rock, one laying on her back & other just sitting, looking utterly bored. The one sitting up was smoking. I
instantly knelt, feeling instantly guilty.
But I stayed, watching, for 5 minutes or so. They chatted, speaking German, which I spoke poorly. I was about 30 feet away, scared they'd hear me breathing. Or something. Nobody was fly fishing, I assure you. After that 5 or 6 minute eternity, I slowly slipped away, although my heart was racing. I've often thought about how differently I might have handled that encounter at age 25, or 30, or even 40. Since then, my stream encounters have been... well, just 100s of naked fish.
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The Pink Panther |
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Awe, come on guys. Are we supposed to believe these stories? This is starting to sound like letters to Penthouse!
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pcg |
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Sorry, Pink. Reality occasionally intrudes & strange stuff happens. :-)
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