Dave, Bob,
You're right. I was duped. I won't make excuses. Bob humored me and
played along. Dave, as usual, called it for what it was. I'm grateful for the
wakeup call.
At the time, it seemed a novel (for me at least) thing to try--being nice
and accommodating to moderators and innocents alike, deferential, no sucker
punches or verbal tricks, Mr. Congeniality, seeing up what trout-strewn stream
of plenty it all might lead. So now we know. To this stony pasture. And now
everyone realizes why it's good to have me in a poker game or to lock me
into a one-fly contest or to catch me at my weakest for a wager on the baseball
playoffs.
One of you guys want to turn things back in the direction of our original get-it-
off-your-chest reason for being with something more interesting? Unless of course
my gullibility is a topic we need to exhaust. I suppose contrite squirming could be
a sort of slapstick interlude until you get something else underway.

, silk v/s plastic
, letter v.
, and unknown rodmakers
. Maybe an exorcist is needed? I'll supply the split pea soup.